NEWS ROUNDUP: Hixon released, potheads for Williams, ‘get out of jail free’ card for baby killers

• Ricky Williams asked to join the Broncos courtesy of the group that decriminalized pot in town. Meanwhile, news outlets everywhere excited to use “Rocky Mountain High” in headline. (I’ve counted three uses so far.)

• Domenik Hixon was released today by the Broncos and WR Brian Clark was re-signed. But the real question is: Why did we let Quincy Morgan go?

• Take your acid tripping bare-ass back to Texas. The only kind of story we want to make national headlines for CU are football rape cases.

• Iverson sued for not attending a speech where he was supposed to speak. Seems reasonable to sue, even if he did miss because of a family emergency. I can’t think of anything that makes more sense.

• Denver makes a hobby of keeping parents that kill their children from serving time. First it was the Ramseys, and now this loving couple. It’s time for a Denver mob to take justice into our own hands… pitchforks, torches and protest slogans all at my place. We meet at 7 tonight.